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Wear your Hippo with pride!

The Pink Hippo deluxe enamel badge is now available!

(Note: the image on the right is larger than life - unless you are reading this on a mobile phone!)

Does your company or organisation allow you to wear religious symbols? If so, you can now show your allegiance to the one true god - The Pink Hippo - and Her Messenger who spread the Word of The Pink Hippo throughout the country immediately prior to the Peasants' Revolt of 1381.

We have carefully investigated world-wide manufacturers of religious symbols and we have come across the only company in the world who could meet our needs in the time we gave them. Thanks to a company in Coventry, not too far from where The Messenger first appeared on Earth, we are able to bring you this unique symbol of our beliefs.

Accurate in every detail, your 20mm x 25mm Pink Hippo badge (safety pin fixing) will show everyone what you believe - it will be the major talking point round the water cooler, coffee machine or kettle at break time!

How much does a Pink Hippo badge cost?

It's FREE! Yes, the unbelievable and unrepeatable low price of zero - while stocks last!

Drop us an email and include your name and mailing address - also let us know how you came across The Pink Hippo web site - we would like to know what directed you here.

Click here for our email address.

Items available

Notes

  • All prices are in GBP - UK pounds sterling.
  • Please use the "Quantity" box to enter the number you require.

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"The Holy Book of The Pink Hippo"

This is the DeLuxe Gold Embossed Edition of the Ripley Version of The Book of The Pink Hippo.

SOLD OUT

We regret that heavy demand has meant that we have sold out of this item. We hope to have a reprint as soon as possible.

237.50 279.06
"The Revealed Truth" or "Revelations of The Pink Hippo"

This is the DeLuxe Gold Embossed Edition of The Revealed Truth - the words of The Pink Hippo as revealed to The Messenger.

SOLD OUT

We regret that heavy demand has meant that we have sold out of this item. We hope to have a reprint as soon as possible.

165.50 194.46
"Keep The Faith" Pink Hippo mouse mat (see image below)

Be the envy of your office with this high quality mouse mat. The Every time you move your mouse you can be assured that The Pink Hippo is guiding your cursor and improving your productivity.

AWAITING DELIVERY

We are currently awaiting a container load of mouse mats from our manufacturer in China.

5.91 6.95
"Keep The Faith" Pink Hippo mug (see image below)

The ideal mug to start a conversation about your beliefs.

Why not get some extra ones for friends or colleagues?

AWAITING DELIVERY

We are currently awaiting a container load of mugs from our manufacturer in Stoke On Trent.

3.62 4.25
"Keep The Faith" Pink Hippo T shirt (see image below)

This is a single size (large) T shirt with the Pink Hippo on the front.

AWAITING DELIVERY

We are currently awaiting a container load of T shirts from our manufacturer in China.

12.50 14.69
Pink Hippo necklace

This top-quality necklace has been designed to show that you are proud to be a Hippoist.

Important note: please see note below about wearing the symbols of Hippoism.

AWAITING DELIVERY

We are currently awaiting a container load of necklaces from our manufacturer in China.

4.04 4.75
Pink Hippo lapel badge

See above for your own free badge!

It's here, now!

2.34 2.75

Note about wearing Hippoist symbols

It is a requirement of the Interpretist Church of The Pink Hippo that all Hippoists shall wear at least one visible symbol of our faith.

Please contact us if you have any difficulty with your employer concerning the wearing of any Hippoist symbol.

We have case law (the wearing of Christian crosses by female British Airways staff) to back us up and we will sue any employer who attempts to prevent any Hippoist wearing the symbols of our religion. We will not tolerate such discrimination.

"The Revealed Truth" or "Revelations of The Pink Hippo"

Image used on mouse mats, mugs and T shirts

 
 
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